/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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“That was the biggest joke ever!”

15 upvotes • Bruhngles

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Saw the Japanese version of 'Squid Game'

15 upvotes • [deleted]

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Mary had a little lamb

15 upvotes • mydadsnameisharold

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It was on this day, my kind were killed by the thousand as the blade chopped them in half.

15 upvotes • KrustyRustyDusty

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Peter Parker tried his best to save Gwen Stacy.

15 upvotes • Theweepingfool

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The man in front of me said, "I'll have the usual."

15 upvotes • luigidudeIR

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We found a nice quiet place to have sex.

15 upvotes • cindybubbles

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I was fired from my job at the US Mint today...

15 upvotes • WellingtonSears

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During my previous session, my therapist had the audacity to tell me he thinks I have a sex addiction.

15 upvotes • scoot_da_fut

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What's the difference between a wife who confuses household appliances and a prostitute?

15 upvotes • That_Charming_Otter

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“That was the biggest joke ever!”	15	Bruhngles
Saw the Japanese version of 'Squid Game'	15	[deleted]
Mary had a little lamb	15	mydadsnameisharold
It was on this day, my kind were killed by the thousand as the blade chopped them in half.	15	KrustyRustyDusty
Peter Parker tried his best to save Gwen Stacy.	15	Theweepingfool
The man in front of me said, "I'll have the usual."	15	luigidudeIR
We found a nice quiet place to have sex.	15	cindybubbles
I was fired from my job at the US Mint today...	15	WellingtonSears
During my previous session, my therapist had the audacity to tell me he thinks I have a sex addiction.	15	scoot_da_fut
What's the difference between a wife who confuses household appliances and a prostitute?	15	That_Charming_Otter