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I’m starting a go fund me because I broke my tail bone and need surgery.

14 upvotes • souperman1231
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“You ever wonder what’s out there?”

14 upvotes • Armyhead3000
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The scruffiest lookin' ruffian that entered the saloon introduced himself by saying "My name's Trouble."

14 upvotes • Outside_Normal
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I downloaded some obscure streaming service and literally watched paint dry

14 upvotes • [deleted]
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The world has no place for people who try to push their regime on others.

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Some people on Twitter accused me of being a racist.

14 upvotes • Skore79
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I asked siri to look up fast food near me.

14 upvotes • tdog97
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I’m so lazy that I can’t even finish

14 upvotes • According-Ad-9284
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A truck delivering Macbooks collided with a van carrying PCs....

14 upvotes • CKO1967
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My girlfriend begged me to take her to the local auction house.

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