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“I would like milk” I said to store worker NSFW

14 upvotes • MilfHunter_6000
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“You ever wonder what’s out there?”

14 upvotes • Armyhead3000
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Church attendance has skyrocketed since that young priest took over.

14 upvotes • cindybubbles
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“I wish to live in the Star Wars universe as a Jedi,” I told the monkey’s paw.

14 upvotes • butterscotchbranding
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The cadaverous hands reached through the broken window towards her.

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Tom started studying recordings of birds' mating rituals to become an expert in the field...

14 upvotes • 5ir_viver
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As the strange hooded figure shuffles through the mists, I call out...

14 upvotes • CKO1967
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The world has no place for people who try to push their regime on others.

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I make upwards of fifty bad puns a day.

14 upvotes • shakeythirsty
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I downloaded some obscure streaming service and literally watched paint dry

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