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My girlfriend got pretty mad when she found I cheated with her sister for extra money.

14 upvotes • KrustyRustyDusty
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"Your cousins are here, so I let them watch some anime you downloaded on your laptop," My Mother said.

14 upvotes • brbthe1st
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

14 upvotes • Rick_the_Intern
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They say a picture is worth a thousand words. So this joke is worth a really awful picture.

14 upvotes • AngryBastardFox
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Santa left us a big surprise under the tree!

14 upvotes • IOughtToBeThrownAway
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The last symptom of the virus is memory loss

14 upvotes • subthebub
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What do you call a anime loving creed of fighters?

14 upvotes • TheAvacadoBandit
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I downloaded some obscure streaming service and literally watched paint dry

14 upvotes • [deleted]
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I'm alone for the first time this Christmas, and I have to put the tree up myself.

14 upvotes • IronMongerVi
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Fuck being responsible.

14 upvotes • HunterSDeadguy
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