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Only decades after sending a message to the stars, the aliens sent a reply.

13 upvotes • apathiest58
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I went to the store looking for investors.

13 upvotes • Amazing-Gage
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"The call is coming from inside the house....

13 upvotes • Wicck
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The man slipped on a banana peel and we felt nervous that he's not getting up

13 upvotes • kaijisheeran
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Jordan Peele lay in bed with the shades drawn, depressed that no one would finance his new, ground breaking motion picture...

13 upvotes • SliceLegitimate8674
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“SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS” everyone around me chanted.

13 upvotes • Interesting_Ad7131
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it was a dark night...

13 upvotes • Flaky-Ad9423
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I hear people complain that violence in video-games causes violence in real life, and I think that's utter bullshit.

13 upvotes • [deleted]
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Two aliens landed on Earth and asked the first being they encountered where their king is

13 upvotes • Moist-City-5717
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A man walks into a bar and gets in line to order some fruit punch.

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