/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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He was just the right number of people I needed to replace the broken light bulb in the kitchen.

13 upvotes • yunebug

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I'm proud to be a dog person.

13 upvotes • BogeyFest99

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Wife beaters make me uncomfortable.

13 upvotes • Hey-I-Read-It

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I threw my head forward for a third time, vomiting out the rest of somebody's rotten sandwich into a nearby toilet.

13 upvotes • Kerosene_kerosensei

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I took my Apple Watch back to the store because it was alerting me “You will die in 3 days”.

13 upvotes • BasementDweller3000

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The man slipped on a banana peel and we felt nervous that he's not getting up

13 upvotes • kaijisheeran

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Dolphins are so stupid, they live in the water but also need to swim up to the surface to get some air

13 upvotes • [deleted]

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Only decades after sending a message to the stars, the aliens sent a reply.

13 upvotes • apathiest58

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My son asked why my old computer was heavier than his newer one

13 upvotes • dickcheney600

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Having the Midas Touch is both a blessing and a curse

13 upvotes • Zaibach_Dragonslayer

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
He was just the right number of people I needed to replace the broken light bulb in the kitchen.	13	yunebug
I'm proud to be a dog person.	13	BogeyFest99
Wife beaters make me uncomfortable.	13	Hey-I-Read-It
I threw my head forward for a third time, vomiting out the rest of somebody's rotten sandwich into a nearby toilet.	13	Kerosene_kerosensei
I took my Apple Watch back to the store because it was alerting me “You will die in 3 days”.	13	BasementDweller3000
The man slipped on a banana peel and we felt nervous that he's not getting up	13	kaijisheeran
Dolphins are so stupid, they live in the water but also need to swim up to the surface to get some air	13	[deleted]
Only decades after sending a message to the stars, the aliens sent a reply.	13	apathiest58
My son asked why my old computer was heavier than his newer one	13	dickcheney600
Having the Midas Touch is both a blessing and a curse	13	Zaibach_Dragonslayer