/u/IronMongerVi's posts in /r/TwoSentenceComedy

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I'm being arrested for curing pedophilia!?

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The egg hatched, and it emerged- a small thing, blood-red skin, horns, spiked wings, a crown of horrid spikes; before me stood what I knew to be Satan, the End of All.

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Oh God, it's a Zombie Invasion!!

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I could hear the sound of lovemaking coming from my neighbor's place.

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I recently got married.

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Just a single gram has the power to kill a hundred men!

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Welcome to my sex dungeon! NSFW

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"Guardsman, why is there a giraffe in my prison?"

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It wasn't a surprise to anyone the Klansman lost the triathlon.

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There's no way I could have ran over that man with my car!

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I'm being arrested for curing pedophilia!?	794
The egg hatched, and it emerged- a small thing, blood-red skin, horns, spiked wings, a crown of horrid spikes; before me stood what I knew to be Satan, the End of All.	476
Oh God, it's a Zombie Invasion!!	357
I could hear the sound of lovemaking coming from my neighbor's place.	323
I recently got married.	298
Just a single gram has the power to kill a hundred men!	282
Welcome to my sex dungeon! NSFW	279
"Guardsman, why is there a giraffe in my prison?"	268
It wasn't a surprise to anyone the Klansman lost the triathlon.	204
There's no way I could have ran over that man with my car!	177