/u/IronMongerVi's posts in /r/TwoSentenceComedy

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When I died, I was surprised how quickly I was contacted with a Ouija Board.

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Oh shit, Victor, invisible man has escaped from his cell!

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"Alright, I shall grant you your wish for wealth unimagined, but I'm making your penis only One (1) Inch." NSFW

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On the dance floor, I'm a true wizard!

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Is it good news or bad news?

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I'm alone for the first time this Christmas, and I have to put the tree up myself.

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They never found the Micheal Jackson Killer, who would base his murders on the King of Pop's songs.

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Finally, the biker and the teenager have some thing in common!

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Look, buddy, if you are sad, see a doctor or something- I can't professionally help you.

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Everybody, out of the water- there's a shark!

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When I died, I was surprised how quickly I was contacted with a Ouija Board.	92
Oh shit, Victor, invisible man has escaped from his cell!	55
"Alright, I shall grant you your wish for wealth unimagined, but I'm making your penis only One (1) Inch." NSFW	19
On the dance floor, I'm a true wizard!	17
Is it good news or bad news?	16
I'm alone for the first time this Christmas, and I have to put the tree up myself.	14
They never found the Micheal Jackson Killer, who would base his murders on the King of Pop's songs.	11
Finally, the biker and the teenager have some thing in common!	11
Look, buddy, if you are sad, see a doctor or something- I can't professionally help you.	10
Everybody, out of the water- there's a shark!	10