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So I took a shit this morning

12 upvotes • Valuable_Purchase_39

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I slip my fingers inside of her to see if she was wet, and sure enough, she was-then all of a sudden she started going down on me.

12 upvotes • [deleted]

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If life is a journey

12 upvotes • iamdev10

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You drop your phone..

12 upvotes • Bunny_Trans

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“You should hit me up sometime,” my crush said.

12 upvotes • Yoot19

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My date is on the passenger seat

12 upvotes • Whocaresdamit

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Since both my parents were already dead, I thought there would be no harm in wishing to be Batman.

12 upvotes • Outside_Normal

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The Asian woman presented the guy with advice on how to do crypto.

12 upvotes • 30rockplaza

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When I went to prison I was pleased to see they switched to liquid soap.

12 upvotes • RiftedEnergy

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How do you know if your sister is on her period? NSFW

12 upvotes • [deleted]

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
So I took a shit this morning	12	Valuable_Purchase_39
I slip my fingers inside of her to see if she was wet, and sure enough, she was-then all of a sudden she started going down on me.	12	[deleted]
If life is a journey	12	iamdev10
You drop your phone..	12	Bunny_Trans
“You should hit me up sometime,” my crush said.	12	Yoot19
My date is on the passenger seat	12	Whocaresdamit
Since both my parents were already dead, I thought there would be no harm in wishing to be Batman.	12	Outside_Normal
The Asian woman presented the guy with advice on how to do crypto.	12	30rockplaza
When I went to prison I was pleased to see they switched to liquid soap.	12	RiftedEnergy
How do you know if your sister is on her period? NSFW	12	[deleted]