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I LOVE BTS MUSIC!!!!!

11 upvotes • huge_ass_johnson

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I'm surrounded by lifeless, shuffling hordes whose only languages is deep moans.

11 upvotes • CKO1967

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I pooped in a chocolate Box and gave it to the neighbours

11 upvotes • Ultra-noob

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My grandma died at home and for two days my grandpa didn't bother telling anyone. He later told me those two were the best days of his married life, sexually

11 upvotes • tanyouken

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I asked the waiter what that fly was doing in my soup!

11 upvotes • [deleted]

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Alright kids, play around or do whatever you want as usual, just don't bother me

11 upvotes • Tramelo

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I recently discovered that I have an unexpected superpower: I can enter any coffee shop and set off the hipster alarm.

11 upvotes • deletedbyredditadmin

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My therapist told me my fear of demonstrative pronouns was completely irrational

11 upvotes • GonzoRouge

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A famous painter met his death.

11 upvotes • BleughBleugh

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My grandfather told me, “Ethan, your generation relies too much on technology.”

11 upvotes • DaM3meLoRd694

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I LOVE BTS MUSIC!!!!!	11	huge_ass_johnson
I'm surrounded by lifeless, shuffling hordes whose only languages is deep moans.	11	CKO1967
I pooped in a chocolate Box and gave it to the neighbours	11	Ultra-noob
My grandma died at home and for two days my grandpa didn't bother telling anyone. He later told me those two were the best days of his married life, sexually	11	tanyouken
I asked the waiter what that fly was doing in my soup!	11	[deleted]
Alright kids, play around or do whatever you want as usual, just don't bother me	11	Tramelo
I recently discovered that I have an unexpected superpower: I can enter any coffee shop and set off the hipster alarm.	11	deletedbyredditadmin
My therapist told me my fear of demonstrative pronouns was completely irrational	11	GonzoRouge
A famous painter met his death.	11	BleughBleugh
My grandfather told me, “Ethan, your generation relies too much on technology.”	11	DaM3meLoRd694