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You know you're getting old when your father starts using emojis more than you do.

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When I was a kid, my dad told me he was a magician.

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I recently discovered that I have an unexpected superpower: I can enter any coffee shop and set off the hipster alarm.

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Dating in your 30s is like being on a never-ending episode of "The Bachelor,"

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
You know you're getting old when your father starts using emojis more than you do.	36
When I was a kid, my dad told me he was a magician.	23
I recently discovered that I have an unexpected superpower: I can enter any coffee shop and set off the hipster alarm.	11
Dating in your 30s is like being on a never-ending episode of "The Bachelor,"	8