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Once my dad came to my room and search something around then he took an egg out and smashed it in the ground,he said,"son! Thats your brain on drug",he left.

9 upvotes • sgc0014
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Life is a highway

9 upvotes • NotsoExpert1
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Quarantine diaries

9 upvotes • aldu30s
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I was writing a test in school and had a brain fart

9 upvotes • SliceLegitimate8674
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Does anyone know how to awaken evil spirits?

9 upvotes • Tramelo
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The judge was judging the food presented to them, “It looks like a pile of mush.”

9 upvotes • Hermione0288
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I caught COVID-19 just two days ago, and here it is - brand new and improved COVID-20Pro.

9 upvotes • k-ska
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Humanity blames me for its decline...

9 upvotes • dumbo_octopus1995
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“Enjoy your meal, sir!” said the pretty waitress as she laid his plate in front of him.

9 upvotes • [deleted]
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"Yes, I know I keep telling you 'it builds character'..."

9 upvotes • Outside_Normal
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