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So I drank some water.

6 upvotes • KaninCanis
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The new guy keeps slapping me on the ass every time I score.

6 upvotes • Shadowislost
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I listened intently for external sounds and timed my motions accordingly.

6 upvotes • amnSor
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After working and gigging for many years, I was able to save enough money to upgrade my live guitar rig

6 upvotes • Tramelo
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I heard the sound of someone tapping out "... --- ..."

6 upvotes • Outside_Normal
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Mom said that she was pregnant with two men.

6 upvotes • Hysterical110
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I hate people who use non sequitors in writing.

6 upvotes • MaryMary8249
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I threw a stick 5 minutes ago

6 upvotes • Moist-City-5717
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Elena Salazar got herself a box an Amazon with a cat toy in it.

6 upvotes • Moist-City-5717
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You can post on the wrong subreddit

6 upvotes • Tramelo
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