/u/amnSor's posts in /r/TwoSentenceComedy

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I couldn't believe it when a sword wielding hand came out of the water and proclaim me King of the Britons.

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The centaur greedily took the proffered water.

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Hanging oneself are for cowards.

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I listened intently for external sounds and timed my motions accordingly.

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I had no choice but to gnaw my arm off to free myself.

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Are you sure this is nacho, doesn't look like it.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I couldn't believe it when a sword wielding hand came out of the water and proclaim me King of the Britons.	145
The centaur greedily took the proffered water.	20
Hanging oneself are for cowards.	11
I listened intently for external sounds and timed my motions accordingly.	6
I had no choice but to gnaw my arm off to free myself.	4
Are you sure this is nacho, doesn't look like it.	3