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What do you call an Alabama virgin? NSFW

6 upvotes • bladeofarceus

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Sirens ring out as I lock myself in my rotting apartment, the police storming up the stairs just outside my door; and suddenly I get a phone call as the SWAT team they sent in bursts down my door and knocks me unconscious; the last words I hear before being put in prison for my crimes being this.

6 upvotes • ConnorTheUser

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I’m sure most people would be flattered if they received and email from a modelling agency.

6 upvotes • Kxfuffle-

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I went to the store and asked them if they take cash

6 upvotes • thegangshawty

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"Are we tired?" mocked the teacher the student who had just slept in class.

6 upvotes • mycateatsbananas

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Everyone found out about my boyfriends obliterated python.

6 upvotes • 1throw4

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Rice fried shrimp

6 upvotes • thegangshawty

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Eighty years old man walks into a guitar store and shocks everyone!

6 upvotes • Tramelo

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"That freak is in the front yard again," the old man said, staring out the window.

6 upvotes • [deleted]

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What is a pervert's favourite legume?

6 upvotes • nicebloke

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
What do you call an Alabama virgin? NSFW	6	bladeofarceus
Sirens ring out as I lock myself in my rotting apartment, the police storming up the stairs just outside my door; and suddenly I get a phone call as the SWAT team they sent in bursts down my door and knocks me unconscious; the last words I hear before being put in prison for my crimes being this.	6	ConnorTheUser
I’m sure most people would be flattered if they received and email from a modelling agency.	6	Kxfuffle-
I went to the store and asked them if they take cash	6	thegangshawty
"Are we tired?" mocked the teacher the student who had just slept in class.	6	mycateatsbananas
Everyone found out about my boyfriends obliterated python.	6	1throw4
Rice fried shrimp	6	thegangshawty
Eighty years old man walks into a guitar store and shocks everyone!	6	Tramelo
"That freak is in the front yard again," the old man said, staring out the window.	6	[deleted]
What is a pervert's favourite legume?	6	nicebloke