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growing up, parents couldn't afford to buy me any toys

6 upvotes • ilyaEris
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When you revolve a revolver,

6 upvotes • themysteriousman0990
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We were pretty put out with how plain and pedestrian the positions pictured in the kama sutra book were.

6 upvotes • Outside_Normal
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I grab myself a Fred sandwich, a Dave salad and a Greta yogurt for lunch and wash it all down with a Carol Coke every day and so far, so good.

6 upvotes • cindybubbles
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"I'm cumming!"

6 upvotes • AngelTze
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So, this magic requires you to make the ugliest face you can into a mirror on the count of three.

6 upvotes • [deleted]
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Gas was $2.54

6 upvotes • M3llo_Y3llo
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Don't kid yourself.

6 upvotes • JessumGui
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“I guess we’ll never know,” he said with a smile.

6 upvotes • [deleted]
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Climaxing, I collapsed on top of her, sweaty, anticipating to release a deep sigh.

6 upvotes • DivineLunchMonkey
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