/u/ilyaEris's posts in /r/TwoSentenceComedy

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what if president al gore and the Barack obama were brothers who were madly in love?

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Jesus asked his disciples on where to hang out and judas suggested "a cross"

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"can you be my bf?"

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suddenly the holy spirit came upon us

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doesn't matter that our parents didn't approve our relationship

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mr. mime walks into a bar

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a ww2 veteran sees a bunch of zoomers and wants to know:

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"no" (-Shakira's reply when the court asked her whether she committed tax fraud

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what's better than dungeons and dragons?

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it wasn't easy being a man, so I wished life was on easy mode

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
what if president al gore and the Barack obama were brothers who were madly in love?	177
Jesus asked his disciples on where to hang out and judas suggested "a cross"	84
"can you be my bf?"	76
suddenly the holy spirit came upon us	51
doesn't matter that our parents didn't approve our relationship	43
mr. mime walks into a bar	37
a ww2 veteran sees a bunch of zoomers and wants to know:	29
"no" (-Shakira's reply when the court asked her whether she committed tax fraud	23
what's better than dungeons and dragons?	23
it wasn't easy being a man, so I wished life was on easy mode	21