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i wanted platonic relationship with the women at my workplace while not looking like i was flirting with them so to avoid getting beat up by their husbands/boyfriends

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help your sister!

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i was having sex with your boyfriend and while thrusting in and out, he kept shouting: NSFW

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my sister was deep asleep, so it was the perfect time to take off her panties

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now i know why they allow nuns to wear clothes

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it's easy to tell apart my twin sisters

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NOOOOO!!!!! I DIDN'T MEAN TO KILL MY SISTER!!!!

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nice cocc, bro

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If you had the choice of spending the rest of your life with a beautiful woman, or having your ass raped by a massive gorilla which would you choose?

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
i wanted platonic relationship with the women at my workplace while not looking like i was flirting with them so to avoid getting beat up by their husbands/boyfriends	1
help your sister!	1
i was having sex with your boyfriend and while thrusting in and out, he kept shouting: NSFW	0
my sister was deep asleep, so it was the perfect time to take off her panties	0
now i know why they allow nuns to wear clothes	0
it's easy to tell apart my twin sisters	0
NOOOOO!!!!! I DIDN'T MEAN TO KILL MY SISTER!!!!	0
nice cocc, bro	0
If you had the choice of spending the rest of your life with a beautiful woman, or having your ass raped by a massive gorilla which would you choose?	0