/u/ilyaEris's posts in /r/TwoSentenceComedy

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met my friend's German parents and wanted to impress them right away so panickingly strung together all the words in their language i knew

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i could never look her in the eye...

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i have never met my paternal grandfather

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remember, YOU have a power inside hidden in plain sight

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while i was being delivered it was difficult because my IMMENSE GIRTH kept being stuck in mom. NSFW

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imagine if there was no umbilical cord

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he's not a pedoph

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most of the stories feature men as the protagonists like in "the boy who cried wolf NSFW

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i am not a virgin !!! 😡

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changing dentist

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
met my friend's German parents and wanted to impress them right away so panickingly strung together all the words in their language i knew	3
i could never look her in the eye...	3
i have never met my paternal grandfather	2
remember, YOU have a power inside hidden in plain sight	2
while i was being delivered it was difficult because my IMMENSE GIRTH kept being stuck in mom. NSFW	2
imagine if there was no umbilical cord	1
he's not a pedoph	1
most of the stories feature men as the protagonists like in "the boy who cried wolf NSFW	1
i am not a virgin !!! 😡	1
changing dentist	1