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What's worse than a baby nailed into a tree?

6 upvotes • Cuntanachim0603

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My name is Kanyu Shuttup and my dog’s name is Trouble.

6 upvotes • cindybubbles

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Guess who I saw today?

6 upvotes • talbottripp

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A martini is a drink with a goal.

6 upvotes • HunterSDeadguy

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I was raised by Catholics

6 upvotes • [deleted]

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I dreamed that I was surrounded by mountains of cookies and the princess told me that I could have them all if I signed a contract.

6 upvotes • cindybubbles

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'Hiya kids, I'm Smoky the Holocaust clown.'

6 upvotes • Mors_Vincit_Omnia2

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Idaho?

6 upvotes • scoot_da_fut

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Roses Are Red, Cherries Are Too

6 upvotes • FittedCougar834

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Loving torpedoes makes a torpedophile

6 upvotes • wondererSkull

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
What's worse than a baby nailed into a tree?	6	Cuntanachim0603
My name is Kanyu Shuttup and my dog’s name is Trouble.	6	cindybubbles
Guess who I saw today?	6	talbottripp
A martini is a drink with a goal.	6	HunterSDeadguy
I was raised by Catholics	6	[deleted]
I dreamed that I was surrounded by mountains of cookies and the princess told me that I could have them all if I signed a contract.	6	cindybubbles
'Hiya kids, I'm Smoky the Holocaust clown.'	6	Mors_Vincit_Omnia2
Idaho?	6	scoot_da_fut
Roses Are Red, Cherries Are Too	6	FittedCougar834
Loving torpedoes makes a torpedophile	6	wondererSkull