/r/TwoSentenceComedy

Year:

Only show posts with narrations

"So... we leave a trail of bread crumbs to mark our way home and just pray to god the birds aren't hungry?" my sister asked sharply.

6 upvotes • GladCricket

Mark as read: Add to a list

It's always "what are you doing stepBro?" and never "why aren't you doing me realBro?"

6 upvotes • wondererSkull

Mark as read: Add to a list

The view from halfway down sure is nice.

6 upvotes • cindybubbles

Mark as read: Add to a list

What do you say when a faucet knocks on your door?

6 upvotes • theinvincible-dosa

Mark as read: Add to a list

There are 7 trillion nerves in the human body....

6 upvotes • CKO1967

Mark as read: Add to a list

What’s the difference between an art degree and toilet paper?

6 upvotes • JeromeTheFerret

Mark as read: Add to a list

parents forced me to simp at an early age

6 upvotes • ilyaEris

Mark as read: Add to a list

A lady squirrel and a gentleman squirrel were sitting in a tree at the park.

6 upvotes • Chicken_Mannakin

Mark as read: Add to a list

The tape was very relaxing, telling me to breath in and breath out.

6 upvotes • fourtaco

Mark as read: Add to a list

I hate when a friend comes over to my apartment and sets their coffee down...

6 upvotes • [deleted]

Mark as read: Add to a list

Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"So... we leave a trail of bread crumbs to mark our way home and just pray to god the birds aren't hungry?" my sister asked sharply.	6	GladCricket
It's always "what are you doing stepBro?" and never "why aren't you doing me realBro?"	6	wondererSkull
The view from halfway down sure is nice.	6	cindybubbles
What do you say when a faucet knocks on your door?	6	theinvincible-dosa
There are 7 trillion nerves in the human body....	6	CKO1967
What’s the difference between an art degree and toilet paper?	6	JeromeTheFerret
parents forced me to simp at an early age	6	ilyaEris
A lady squirrel and a gentleman squirrel were sitting in a tree at the park.	6	Chicken_Mannakin
The tape was very relaxing, telling me to breath in and breath out.	6	fourtaco
I hate when a friend comes over to my apartment and sets their coffee down...	6	[deleted]