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Our teacher is now taking too long to share her screen during zoom meeting

5 upvotes • kaijisheeran
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My sister has always failed all her tests except for one for which I helped her out on.

5 upvotes • Gay_Stallion
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"Monkey see, monkey do,"

5 upvotes • OreMysticCoolcumber
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Felt like crap today. NSFW

5 upvotes • [deleted]
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“Let’s watch Two And A Half Men” I suggested

5 upvotes • KailTheDryad
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When my friend drove up, I could tell he charged up his electric car before visiting me.

5 upvotes • dickcheney600
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I will have to know how to build a boat when a tsunami comes to our country.

5 upvotes • Blamo62
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What do you call an actor without underwear on?

5 upvotes • Spangle_Pimp
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I got so over-emotional trying to find a cool way to abbreviate the philosopher's name such as "Immanuel K.", "ImKa", and "I-man".

5 upvotes • Outside_Normal
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I love you but I’m not supposed to love men like you

5 upvotes • Calm_History3152
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