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What do women say when they unzip a hung communist’s pants?
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Every-day I encounter demonic creatures beyond my comprehension
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You know what a rich barnacle calls their offspring?
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A sorceress has been talking about her familiar for hours now
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This AI is so advanced
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I consulted the Necronomicon for my lifeless husband
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I love you but I’m not supposed to love men like you
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You motorboat tits
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I think I might be engaged
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At church time I asked the devil to come inside me
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What do women say when they unzip a hung communist’s pants?
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Every-day I encounter demonic creatures beyond my comprehension
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You know what a rich barnacle calls their offspring?
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A sorceress has been talking about her familiar for hours now
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I consulted the Necronomicon for my lifeless husband
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I love you but I’m not supposed to love men like you
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You motorboat tits
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At church time I asked the devil to come inside me
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