/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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I'm lucky i didn't buy a letterman jacket

6 upvotes • Whocaresdamit

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What’s better than two fingers?

6 upvotes • ThisisitRoyal

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My spouse gave me some high dollar noise canceling headphones.

6 upvotes • dmgdwd

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I always put things off to do later

6 upvotes • Adolf_Hitler_-

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He sprinted into the grand hall, screaming “NOOOOOO!” in dramatic slow motion

6 upvotes • KailTheDryad

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Welcome to purgatory, you will remain here until your sins have been completely purged.

6 upvotes • [deleted]

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The genie had already ruined his first two wishes and the man didn’t want to be the owner of the world’s largest rooster....

6 upvotes • IOughtToBeThrownAway

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It was Christmas Eve and the entire family jumped out their bed in excitement.

6 upvotes • CommaderDiamond678

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Necrophile Lager

6 upvotes • oldhandnewmind

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I never use reddit on the toilet

6 upvotes • MyDiary141

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I'm lucky i didn't buy a letterman jacket	6	Whocaresdamit
What’s better than two fingers?	6	ThisisitRoyal
My spouse gave me some high dollar noise canceling headphones.	6	dmgdwd
I always put things off to do later	6	Adolf_Hitler_-
He sprinted into the grand hall, screaming “NOOOOOO!” in dramatic slow motion	6	KailTheDryad
Welcome to purgatory, you will remain here until your sins have been completely purged.	6	[deleted]
The genie had already ruined his first two wishes and the man didn’t want to be the owner of the world’s largest rooster....	6	IOughtToBeThrownAway
It was Christmas Eve and the entire family jumped out their bed in excitement.	6	CommaderDiamond678
Necrophile Lager	6	oldhandnewmind
I never use reddit on the toilet	6	MyDiary141