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What do you call a painter who uses their own fecal matter as their medium?

6 upvotes • lowhangerranger

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I know a marvellous joke

6 upvotes • QueenElsaArrendelle

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It was not an unkindness to call the man mad because he kept ranting about "treacheries" and "conspiracies" non-stop.

6 upvotes • Outside_Normal

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After we broke up my ex girlfriend gave me a dildo as a gift

6 upvotes • Bf4Sniper40X

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And as my Mother pulled into the driveway....

6 upvotes • janetman

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"I have arrived" texted my piano student, who was outside my studio.

6 upvotes • Tramelo

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Friend : " Where did you get that piece of information ? "

6 upvotes • [deleted]

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I walked in on the meat worm banging my mom. NSFW

6 upvotes • [deleted]

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[OCT 2020] Funerals are great because

6 upvotes • ScienceByName

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Comedians always have the best lines.

6 upvotes • Ad_Honorem1

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
What do you call a painter who uses their own fecal matter as their medium?	6	lowhangerranger
I know a marvellous joke	6	QueenElsaArrendelle
It was not an unkindness to call the man mad because he kept ranting about "treacheries" and "conspiracies" non-stop.	6	Outside_Normal
After we broke up my ex girlfriend gave me a dildo as a gift	6	Bf4Sniper40X
And as my Mother pulled into the driveway....	6	janetman
"I have arrived" texted my piano student, who was outside my studio.	6	Tramelo
Friend : " Where did you get that piece of information ? "	6	[deleted]
I walked in on the meat worm banging my mom. NSFW	6	[deleted]
[OCT 2020] Funerals are great because	6	ScienceByName
Comedians always have the best lines.	6	Ad_Honorem1