/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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My check engine light turned on.

5 upvotes • venetian_lemon

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"After you water the plants, we need to talk about something I saw in your phone," the wife told her husband.

5 upvotes • octobermentor25

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Nfts are good

5 upvotes • Generic_name2-0

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I carry a steaming cup of coffee into my living room to watch some morning television. NSFW

5 upvotes • Sweet_Neighborhood10

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Here's a new time travel joke for your enjoyment.

5 upvotes • NoaWhan

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10 Germans walk into a bar

5 upvotes • GirlschoolFan

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i think i've hit a dog with my car

5 upvotes • totallynotasimpeth

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one of the major differences between men and women are that the men technically have a prolapsed-uterus

5 upvotes • wondererSkull

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I saw in a history book that there was a Mary queen of Scott’s.

5 upvotes • Jussi_Wade_1755

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what biological advantages did nature gave to men only?

5 upvotes • [deleted]

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My check engine light turned on.	5	venetian_lemon
"After you water the plants, we need to talk about something I saw in your phone," the wife told her husband.	5	octobermentor25
Nfts are good	5	Generic_name2-0
I carry a steaming cup of coffee into my living room to watch some morning television. NSFW	5	Sweet_Neighborhood10
Here's a new time travel joke for your enjoyment.	5	NoaWhan
10 Germans walk into a bar	5	GirlschoolFan
i think i've hit a dog with my car	5	totallynotasimpeth
one of the major differences between men and women are that the men technically have a prolapsed-uterus	5	wondererSkull
I saw in a history book that there was a Mary queen of Scott’s.	5	Jussi_Wade_1755
what biological advantages did nature gave to men only?	5	[deleted]