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My wife and I will be enjoying a candlelight dinner and movie tonight
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I need some batteries!
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The measure of a true friend is. . .
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So it’s confirmed.
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I’m getting so old
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My spouse gave me some high dollar noise canceling headphones.
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Looking down through the yellow hue I see them there grinning back.
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Dr. told me to cutout the vodka and OJ
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I love my wife so much, and is so considerate.
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Most of us only celibate the first 10 and last 5 birthdays
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My wife and I will be enjoying a candlelight dinner and movie tonight
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I need some batteries!
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The measure of a true friend is. . .
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So it’s confirmed.
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I’m getting so old
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My spouse gave me some high dollar noise canceling headphones.
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Looking down through the yellow hue I see them there grinning back.
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Dr. told me to cutout the vodka and OJ
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I love my wife so much, and is so considerate.
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Most of us only celibate the first 10 and last 5 birthdays
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