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My grandfather had the heart of a lion.

5 upvotes • 339jimmyr

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They say when you work hard you get what you want

5 upvotes • Interestingbruh

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We always talk about Adolf

5 upvotes • Old_Lady_In_Titanic

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I was diagnosed with cancer in my hair.

5 upvotes • [deleted]

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I have a lot of plans for the future, for instance in 10 years I’d like to see myself...

5 upvotes • LaylowJones

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I saw him sitting by the window in a diner across the street, I gathered my friends and we headed over. I knocked on the glass, he looked up, “Hey, do you like apples?” I asked…

5 upvotes • Mr__Skeet

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You know how Google has autocorrect and gives an alternative search?

5 upvotes • [deleted]

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Xi Jinping underwent a painful transformation

5 upvotes • Moist-City-5717

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I have so much contact with females, females go inside me all the time.

5 upvotes • koenderp

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My wife likes to eat for two during the dinner.

5 upvotes • LeapDayPizza

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My grandfather had the heart of a lion.	5	339jimmyr
They say when you work hard you get what you want	5	Interestingbruh
We always talk about Adolf	5	Old_Lady_In_Titanic
I was diagnosed with cancer in my hair.	5	[deleted]
I have a lot of plans for the future, for instance in 10 years I’d like to see myself...	5	LaylowJones
I saw him sitting by the window in a diner across the street, I gathered my friends and we headed over. I knocked on the glass, he looked up, “Hey, do you like apples?” I asked…	5	Mr__Skeet
You know how Google has autocorrect and gives an alternative search?	5	[deleted]
Xi Jinping underwent a painful transformation	5	Moist-City-5717
I have so much contact with females, females go inside me all the time.	5	koenderp
My wife likes to eat for two during the dinner.	5	LeapDayPizza