/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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Only show posts with narrations

I was driving on a road when a man stopped and asked me for directions.

5 upvotes • 339jimmyr

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As the zombie apocalypse began, I grabbed my trusty guitar and joined a band of survivors.

5 upvotes • Ok-Satisfaction-4815

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Judge: So, Mickey, you say you want a divorce because your wife is silly?

5 upvotes • Cyborginox

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Apparently hexagons are not how you contain demons.

5 upvotes • paylance

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“Taco Bell sounds good right now” i said to myself.

5 upvotes • DavitSensei

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I’m as funny as a bunny.

5 upvotes • JustOleKat

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The challenge had been set before me. All I had to do was tell a joke in just two sentences.

5 upvotes • That_Charming_Otter

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Netflix is now streaming every episode of Chappelle's Show, and I have to admit, it's a great program!

5 upvotes • [deleted]

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"Yes, another report of a couple screaming at 1975 Park Avenue!"

5 upvotes • Whocaresdamit

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"How dare you fat-shamed my gf, she will remember that for the rest of her life!"

5 upvotes • kaijisheeran

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was driving on a road when a man stopped and asked me for directions.	5	339jimmyr
As the zombie apocalypse began, I grabbed my trusty guitar and joined a band of survivors.	5	Ok-Satisfaction-4815
Judge: So, Mickey, you say you want a divorce because your wife is silly?	5	Cyborginox
Apparently hexagons are not how you contain demons.	5	paylance
“Taco Bell sounds good right now” i said to myself.	5	DavitSensei
I’m as funny as a bunny.	5	JustOleKat
The challenge had been set before me. All I had to do was tell a joke in just two sentences.	5	That_Charming_Otter
Netflix is now streaming every episode of Chappelle's Show, and I have to admit, it's a great program!	5	[deleted]
"Yes, another report of a couple screaming at 1975 Park Avenue!"	5	Whocaresdamit
"How dare you fat-shamed my gf, she will remember that for the rest of her life!"	5	kaijisheeran