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A necromancer walks up to a man and says “You wanna’ throw hands?” Onlookers are horrified.

5 upvotes • BeachedSalad
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The voice kept on calling for me...

5 upvotes • QwertelTheHuman
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5 upvotes • [deleted]
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My stress levels we're so high when I encountered my first zombie i

5 upvotes • staidarcher2198
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I discovered that the smell was emanating from my roommate before being assaulted by the full force of the hideously offending odor.

5 upvotes • Outside_Normal
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So I got kicked out of the anarchist bookstore yesterday.

5 upvotes • spacebatangeldragon8
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My wife just called me and said, "Three of the girls in the office just got flowers for Valentine's Day, they are absolutely gorgeous!"

5 upvotes • ClutchingMyTinkle
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For sale: a never-worn onesie.

5 upvotes • cindybubbles
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Whilst analyzing the chaotic dream, an unperturbed piece of candy soothingly dedicated its life to freshening breath.

5 upvotes • Outside_Normal
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Every day, I made it a point to litter everywhere I go.

5 upvotes • AnonymousAlly47
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