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You’re writing on the white board in front of class and you decide to sneak a fart. NSFW

4 upvotes • cabage-but-its-lettu
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My cousin called me homophobic after I told him he was too gay.

4 upvotes • HunterSDeadguy
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A UFO abducts a man and probes him. NSFW

4 upvotes • Bloxy_Boba
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My ex called me, crying, after 3 years of talking to me

4 upvotes • Toxic_Gerbil951
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There's nothing like the feeling of an injury on my left hand finally healing.

4 upvotes • HunterSDeadguy
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know what's so great about tarantulas?

4 upvotes • ilyaEris
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Not wanting to spoil the quietness of the night, I gently opened my front door to enter the house.

4 upvotes • LunaRose320412
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[OCT2020] Funerals are great in this funeral home because we don't deal with dead people or animals.

4 upvotes • cindybubbles
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Look, I'm not saying I'm afraid of commitment.

4 upvotes • DraytonsFatStacks
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"There are too many c*nts in the world."

4 upvotes • [deleted]
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