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why is everyone so shocked at me at this traditional Christmas Party?

4 upvotes • Ok-Mastodon2016
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It was a stormy Monday when the math teacher looked to her terrified 7th graders with a smug look.

4 upvotes • [deleted]
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Where is ligma town.

4 upvotes • Swagabum
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Two bikers were peeing off the bridge.

4 upvotes • tony7914
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People used to bother me in real life but thanks to the internet I have new tactics.

4 upvotes • HunterSDeadguy
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Hi, my name is billy the altzhimer's patient said

4 upvotes • tara_reade
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You might have not heard this before.

4 upvotes • Fancy-Comedian-9672
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In a world where beans had a secret society, the leader declared, "We must stop spilling the beans!"

4 upvotes • Vectthor
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In 1997, IBM's Deep Blue, a supercomputer, was able to defeat chess grandmaster Garry Kasparov.

4 upvotes • spacestationkru
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I fucked a girl with one arm.

4 upvotes • SensitiveDish8
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