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I ordered the movers to get rid of everything that reminded me of my ex-wife and her affair partner, who happened to be my dad.

4 upvotes • cindybubbles
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It’s really sad; my uncle has completely lost his marbles. NSFW

4 upvotes • [deleted]
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I once saw a death by shopping center.

4 upvotes • CrashCrysis07
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"Jesus died for your sins," said the preacher to the Twitter user.

4 upvotes • Bloxy_Boba
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What do you tell someone with two black eyes?

4 upvotes • two_sentence_critic
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My 7 years old daughter was playing with my wife's anti aging cream that is so rejuvenating that the person using it gets 10 years younger,

4 upvotes • themysteriousman0990
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I am an agnostic aeolistic individual who despises antibromic airplane products.

4 upvotes • [deleted]
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the guy sat there with a knife in hand staring at his friend insulting him for being a murderer.

4 upvotes • OtakunetAJ
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We all laugh at Internet Explorer.

4 upvotes • SneakySolo
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My son came home from the park today saying a teenage boy fell off a swing.

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