/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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Only show posts with narrations

And after four days of harassing me (whilst also caring for my infirmed mother) for the simple crime of creativity, the higher mods had to let them go.

4 upvotes • HunterSDeadguy

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I have a sign on my door that says "vegetarians not allowed"

4 upvotes • CauliflowerOk3993

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My colleague Fred Shoulderman has a Master's degree in The School of Hard Knocks.

4 upvotes • cindybubbles

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I wanted to get some sleep tonight

4 upvotes • onionbyrd

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[OCT2020] Funerals are great because you get to greet all the relatives that you’ve never met before...

4 upvotes • cindybubbles

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today my head got shot off due to being too slow.

4 upvotes • blueslimelordof69s

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"I wish to lose my virginity," I said to the genie.

4 upvotes • Fandubber13

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[OCT2020] Funerals are great because of all the free food and drinks.

4 upvotes • puppiesforeverr

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The child walked in on the parents, in bed and getting steamy, they suddenly stop and turn around to console the youngster, "don't worry, mummy and daddy were just cuddling".

4 upvotes • ScienceByName

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i showed the alien that came to earth the cool S

4 upvotes • [deleted]

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
And after four days of harassing me (whilst also caring for my infirmed mother) for the simple crime of creativity, the higher mods had to let them go.	4	HunterSDeadguy
I have a sign on my door that says "vegetarians not allowed"	4	CauliflowerOk3993
My colleague Fred Shoulderman has a Master's degree in The School of Hard Knocks.	4	cindybubbles
I wanted to get some sleep tonight	4	onionbyrd
[OCT2020] Funerals are great because you get to greet all the relatives that you’ve never met before...	4	cindybubbles
today my head got shot off due to being too slow.	4	blueslimelordof69s
"I wish to lose my virginity," I said to the genie.	4	Fandubber13
[OCT2020] Funerals are great because of all the free food and drinks.	4	puppiesforeverr
The child walked in on the parents, in bed and getting steamy, they suddenly stop and turn around to console the youngster, "don't worry, mummy and daddy were just cuddling".	4	ScienceByName
i showed the alien that came to earth the cool S	4	[deleted]