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It tasted earthy, but also mushy, it was pasty and brown, like it had the waste of all day in it.

3 upvotes • Cyborginox

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Sleeping naked is all fun and games till you wake up to your dog biting your balls.

3 upvotes • IThinkNatsukiIsHot

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It was a win-win situation. NSFW

3 upvotes • AggressiveMennonite

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The new space jam had to change most of the characters appearances because of legal trouble.

3 upvotes • [deleted]

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NSFW) come on friends, cum on enemies NSFW

3 upvotes • wondererSkull

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"NO MALES ALLOWED" it said proudly.

3 upvotes • wondererSkull

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Gramma poked me (a 7 year old boy) at a wedding saying "you're next". I said "skip the ceremony" and 'poked' her raw then and there.

3 upvotes • wondererSkull

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I just shouted "mom i need more V-bucks" and she replied no. Weird thing is, i moved out 3 years ago

3 upvotes • Ok_Key_7564

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I’m often disappointed by drive through ATMs.

3 upvotes • Bulok

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Don't want to shock you but 45% of British pharmaceuticals are from the EU.

3 upvotes • anon9876543210nymous

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
It tasted earthy, but also mushy, it was pasty and brown, like it had the waste of all day in it.	3	Cyborginox
Sleeping naked is all fun and games till you wake up to your dog biting your balls.	3	IThinkNatsukiIsHot
It was a win-win situation. NSFW	3	AggressiveMennonite
The new space jam had to change most of the characters appearances because of legal trouble.	3	[deleted]
NSFW) come on friends, cum on enemies NSFW	3	wondererSkull
"NO MALES ALLOWED" it said proudly.	3	wondererSkull
Gramma poked me (a 7 year old boy) at a wedding saying "you're next". I said "skip the ceremony" and 'poked' her raw then and there.	3	wondererSkull
I just shouted "mom i need more V-bucks" and she replied no. Weird thing is, i moved out 3 years ago	3	Ok_Key_7564
I’m often disappointed by drive through ATMs.	3	Bulok
Don't want to shock you but 45% of British pharmaceuticals are from the EU.	3	anon9876543210nymous