/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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Welcome to Everest College

3 upvotes • SliceLegitimate8674

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met my friend's German parents and wanted to impress them right away so panickingly strung together all the words in their language i knew

3 upvotes • ilyaEris

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I felt a big bright bulb light up in my head.

3 upvotes • AnonymousAlly47

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they told me not to stick my finger in the ferret cage

3 upvotes • thedrunkentiefighter

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I asked my girlfriend to lend me a hand, and she lent me a severed hand in a white glove

3 upvotes • Zan_korida

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Welcome to twosentencecliché!

3 upvotes • SliceLegitimate8674

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My dad's a big dick

3 upvotes • [deleted]

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So I brought my new dog to this dog fighting rink, and every single dog he fought he always ended up ripping them to shreds, so one of the owners of the dogs came up to me and asked, "What type of breed of dog is that?"

3 upvotes • MrBadSocialSkills

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Seems like we're the only two people left on earth...

3 upvotes • LeylineOfVirginity

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I felt a familiar sense of dread as I heard singing while the bells were ringing; the telltale sign that she was here to haunt me once again this year.

3 upvotes • Nobody91765

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Welcome to Everest College	3	SliceLegitimate8674
met my friend's German parents and wanted to impress them right away so panickingly strung together all the words in their language i knew	3	ilyaEris
I felt a big bright bulb light up in my head.	3	AnonymousAlly47
they told me not to stick my finger in the ferret cage	3	thedrunkentiefighter
I asked my girlfriend to lend me a hand, and she lent me a severed hand in a white glove	3	Zan_korida
Welcome to twosentencecliché!	3	SliceLegitimate8674
My dad's a big dick	3	[deleted]
So I brought my new dog to this dog fighting rink, and every single dog he fought he always ended up ripping them to shreds, so one of the owners of the dogs came up to me and asked, "What type of breed of dog is that?"	3	MrBadSocialSkills
Seems like we're the only two people left on earth...	3	LeylineOfVirginity
I felt a familiar sense of dread as I heard singing while the bells were ringing; the telltale sign that she was here to haunt me once again this year.	3	Nobody91765