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I got stung by a fire ant today

2 upvotes • TheGrunkalunka
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So I fucked my first pussy today

2 upvotes • [deleted]
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The bed sheets were soaked with grease so I pulled them off change then when it revealed hair, two eyes, a nose and mouth.

2 upvotes • Character-Dingo8762
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The moon is holy because it is made of God's dicc-cheese

2 upvotes • wondererSkull
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"Jarvis, I'm running low on karma."

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..I hated time loops...

2 upvotes • DamianIndaHouse
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Feel free to grab my nuts.

2 upvotes • [deleted]
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I enjoyed drinking my coffee, the creamer in it tasted different though. NSFW

2 upvotes • groovyharry
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I could get girls in bed but they’d never sleep with me.

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One of my balls never gets racked.

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