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Funny how the taste of grease brings me back to the good old days.

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The most delicious bowl of greasy and I mean the greasiest lo mein noodles ever - was placed before my eyes and I was so excited I closed my eyes while munching all of that sweet ass greasy noodles.....

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It was a dark night, and all of a sudden I heard someone slip and fall.

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I felt something tickle my eye, and quickly looked in a mirror to see what it was.

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You know when they say Step on a crack and you’ll break your mother’s back? Well what happens when you step on a stick?

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He curled up on his bed, puking and crying.

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The itsy bitsy spider crawled up the water spout.

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I used to love taking showers.

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It’s funny how stupid people can be.

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My parents yelled at me for making a mess on the bathroom floor.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Funny how the taste of grease brings me back to the good old days.	237
The most delicious bowl of greasy and I mean the greasiest lo mein noodles ever - was placed before my eyes and I was so excited I closed my eyes while munching all of that sweet ass greasy noodles.....	94
It was a dark night, and all of a sudden I heard someone slip and fall.	75
I felt something tickle my eye, and quickly looked in a mirror to see what it was.	57
You know when they say Step on a crack and you’ll break your mother’s back? Well what happens when you step on a stick?	55
He curled up on his bed, puking and crying.	32
The itsy bitsy spider crawled up the water spout.	21
I used to love taking showers.	19
It’s funny how stupid people can be.	14
My parents yelled at me for making a mess on the bathroom floor.	11