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I am constantly hounded by people asking me why I love grease so much - greasy food, greasy hair, greasy people, etc.

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My son stepped in a puddle of grease and it won’t come off his feet.

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I came home to find a five gallon bucket of grease on my living room table and I yelled to my partner - “what’s that for”?

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The vampire woman walked anxiously into the dirty kitchen of the local old greasy spoon diner.

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Everyone wondered how he could always slide right into the room. It was because he had such greasy hair that dripped down his legs and drenched his feet.

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The heat from the sun was making the grease sizzle on my hairy legs - man I felt like I was cooking!

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My mom knows me so well - she made me my favorite New York New Year’s Eve dinner.

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Santa’s got a whole new bag.

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My friend once told me the truth about sharts.

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As I walked, I could hear everyone falling behind me and I though “oh geeze - I guess I shouldn’t have dropped those banana peels!”

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I am constantly hounded by people asking me why I love grease so much - greasy food, greasy hair, greasy people, etc.	11
My son stepped in a puddle of grease and it won’t come off his feet.	11
I came home to find a five gallon bucket of grease on my living room table and I yelled to my partner - “what’s that for”?	10
The vampire woman walked anxiously into the dirty kitchen of the local old greasy spoon diner.	10
Everyone wondered how he could always slide right into the room. It was because he had such greasy hair that dripped down his legs and drenched his feet.	8
The heat from the sun was making the grease sizzle on my hairy legs - man I felt like I was cooking!	6
My mom knows me so well - she made me my favorite New York New Year’s Eve dinner.	4
Santa’s got a whole new bag.	4
My friend once told me the truth about sharts.	4
As I walked, I could hear everyone falling behind me and I though “oh geeze - I guess I shouldn’t have dropped those banana peels!”	4