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Sometimes, it’s the people you love who can do you the most wrong.

342 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As the clock struck midnight at Times Square I noticed something was wrong.

247 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Funny how the taste of grease brings me back to the good old days.

237 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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The most delicious bowl of greasy and I mean the greasiest lo mein noodles ever - was placed before my eyes and I was so excited I closed my eyes while munching all of that sweet ass greasy noodles.....

94 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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It was a dark night, and all of a sudden I heard someone slip and fall.

75 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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I felt something tickle my eye, and quickly looked in a mirror to see what it was.

57 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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You know when they say Step on a crack and you’ll break your mother’s back? Well what happens when you step on a stick?

55 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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He curled up on his bed, puking and crying.

32 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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My eyelids flew open in terror as I watched the greasy haired killer grab another human to slay in front of me.

31 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The itsy bitsy spider crawled up the water spout.

21 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Sometimes, it’s the people you love who can do you the most wrong.	342	TwoSentenceHorror
As the clock struck midnight at Times Square I noticed something was wrong.	247	TwoSentenceHorror
Funny how the taste of grease brings me back to the good old days.	237	TwoSentenceComedy
The most delicious bowl of greasy and I mean the greasiest lo mein noodles ever - was placed before my eyes and I was so excited I closed my eyes while munching all of that sweet ass greasy noodles.....	94	TwoSentenceComedy
It was a dark night, and all of a sudden I heard someone slip and fall.	75	TwoSentenceComedy
I felt something tickle my eye, and quickly looked in a mirror to see what it was.	57	TwoSentenceComedy
You know when they say Step on a crack and you’ll break your mother’s back? Well what happens when you step on a stick?	55	TwoSentenceComedy
He curled up on his bed, puking and crying.	32	TwoSentenceComedy
My eyelids flew open in terror as I watched the greasy haired killer grab another human to slay in front of me.	31	TwoSentenceHorror
The itsy bitsy spider crawled up the water spout.	21	TwoSentenceComedy