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I used to love taking showers.

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Try the newest flavored candy cane the greasy haired guy beckoned out to all who passed him.

16 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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Come here young lad said the old creep next door - I have a bath waiting for you.

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It’s funny how stupid people can be.

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“Ice picks, ice picks, ice picks everywhere” said my best friend when I stopped by to see how they were doing at the hospital after being attacked at their house.

12 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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A creepy greasy haired liar down the street called me over to ask if I ever seen a two-faced liar.

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My son stepped in a puddle of grease and it won’t come off his feet.

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My parents yelled at me for making a mess on the bathroom floor.

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I am constantly hounded by people asking me why I love grease so much - greasy food, greasy hair, greasy people, etc.

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After a long day at work, I was looking forward to taking a nice hot bath.

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