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The vampire woman walked anxiously into the dirty kitchen of the local old greasy spoon diner.

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I had to post another Craigslist ad to find friends in my local area.

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I came home to find a five gallon bucket of grease on my living room table and I yelled to my partner - “what’s that for”?

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Everyone wondered how he could always slide right into the room. It was because he had such greasy hair that dripped down his legs and drenched his feet.

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I always hated my best friend’s greasy haired mom as she would insult us all the time and finally she was no where around so I invited him over my house.

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Through his messily parted greasy hair, I could see his eyes and they were unusually dark - completely blacked out like his pupil burst.

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It was raining hard outside but I felt the drops falling on my face as I was just waking up for the day....

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The heat from the sun was making the grease sizzle on my hairy legs - man I felt like I was cooking!

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My friends greasy dad always loved collecting stamps with unusual designs - some looked like these colorful tattoos.

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My mom and I ventured into the greasy bakery and found a cake that looked just like me.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The vampire woman walked anxiously into the dirty kitchen of the local old greasy spoon diner.	10	TwoSentenceComedy
I had to post another Craigslist ad to find friends in my local area.	10	TwoSentenceHorror
I came home to find a five gallon bucket of grease on my living room table and I yelled to my partner - “what’s that for”?	10	TwoSentenceComedy
Everyone wondered how he could always slide right into the room. It was because he had such greasy hair that dripped down his legs and drenched his feet.	8	TwoSentenceComedy
I always hated my best friend’s greasy haired mom as she would insult us all the time and finally she was no where around so I invited him over my house.	7	TwoSentenceHorror
Through his messily parted greasy hair, I could see his eyes and they were unusually dark - completely blacked out like his pupil burst.	7	TwoSentenceHorror
It was raining hard outside but I felt the drops falling on my face as I was just waking up for the day....	6	TwoSentenceHorror
The heat from the sun was making the grease sizzle on my hairy legs - man I felt like I was cooking!	6	TwoSentenceComedy
My friends greasy dad always loved collecting stamps with unusual designs - some looked like these colorful tattoos.	5	TwoSentenceHorror
My mom and I ventured into the greasy bakery and found a cake that looked just like me.	5	TwoSentenceHorror