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As I walked, I could hear everyone falling behind me and I though “oh geeze - I guess I shouldn’t have dropped those banana peels!”

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My friend once told me the truth about sharts.

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My mom knows me so well - she made me my favorite New York New Year’s Eve dinner.

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Santa’s got a whole new bag.

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Give me that fuckin’ greasy can of corned beef - it smells delicious!

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As his long greasy hair swung across the desk and landed on my book, I thought I’d take advantage and revenge.

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The bed sheets were soaked with grease so I pulled them off change then when it revealed hair, two eyes, a nose and mouth.

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Acne is no fun unless you pop them.

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I heard a scream coming from a nearby Mexican restaurant.

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My bf was excited to meet my parents for the first time.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As I walked, I could hear everyone falling behind me and I though “oh geeze - I guess I shouldn’t have dropped those banana peels!”	4	TwoSentenceComedy
My friend once told me the truth about sharts.	4	TwoSentenceComedy
My mom knows me so well - she made me my favorite New York New Year’s Eve dinner.	4	TwoSentenceComedy
Santa’s got a whole new bag.	4	TwoSentenceComedy
Give me that fuckin’ greasy can of corned beef - it smells delicious!	3	TwoSentenceHorror
As his long greasy hair swung across the desk and landed on my book, I thought I’d take advantage and revenge.	3	TwoSentenceComedy
The bed sheets were soaked with grease so I pulled them off change then when it revealed hair, two eyes, a nose and mouth.	2	TwoSentenceComedy
Acne is no fun unless you pop them.	2	TwoSentenceComedy
I heard a scream coming from a nearby Mexican restaurant.	2	TwoSentenceComedy
My bf was excited to meet my parents for the first time.	2	TwoSentenceComedy