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As his long greasy hair swung across the desk and landed on my book, I thought I’d take advantage and revenge.

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My bf was excited to meet my parents for the first time.

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Acne is no fun unless you pop them.

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The bed sheets were soaked with grease so I pulled them off change then when it revealed hair, two eyes, a nose and mouth.

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I heard a scream coming from a nearby Mexican restaurant.

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I went to the worst shithole on Reddit, like the shittiest shithole ever.

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“Santa doesn’t give gifts to naughty children!”

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My mom said I wasn’t greasy enough till the day she died.

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My cannibal friend wanted something I couldn’t give her.

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I told my friend to enjoy the delicious fruit punch I made.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As his long greasy hair swung across the desk and landed on my book, I thought I’d take advantage and revenge.	3
My bf was excited to meet my parents for the first time.	2
Acne is no fun unless you pop them.	2
The bed sheets were soaked with grease so I pulled them off change then when it revealed hair, two eyes, a nose and mouth.	2
I heard a scream coming from a nearby Mexican restaurant.	2
I went to the worst shithole on Reddit, like the shittiest shithole ever.	1
“Santa doesn’t give gifts to naughty children!”	1
My mom said I wasn’t greasy enough till the day she died.	1
My cannibal friend wanted something I couldn’t give her.	1
I told my friend to enjoy the delicious fruit punch I made.	0