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What did the helicopter say before landing?
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Pilots license?
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doesn't matter if you are black, brown, yellow, or Normal
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Person A: would you rather die by being set on fire or drown?
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Good news is we hit the mega jackpot.
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I got beat up by some random mexican dudes in a street
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"Does God really help those who help themselves?"
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What are the phrases that fit both in a dressing room and in bed?
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What did the therapist say to the ice sculpture?
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What's long, hard, and full of se(a)men
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What did the helicopter say before landing?
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Pilots license?
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doesn't matter if you are black, brown, yellow, or Normal
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Person A: would you rather die by being set on fire or drown?
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Good news is we hit the mega jackpot.
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I got beat up by some random mexican dudes in a street
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"Does God really help those who help themselves?"
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What did the therapist say to the ice sculpture?
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