/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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"Where should I put my pants, doctor?" I asked just before my prostate exam.

2 upvotes • Old_Lady_In_Titanic

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What do TVs and genders have in common?

2 upvotes • Sam-318

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My friend told me she had a dream that I called her a whore and ghosted her, I told her that’s absurd.

2 upvotes • [deleted]

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I had some leftovers out the fridge last week. Pet morgue ain't like that.

2 upvotes • nexpectedslash

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u/hboads: Get a true residential US IP address to watch HBO Max while you are abroad.

2 upvotes • AnonymousAlly47

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Did you hear about the Viagra tester whose car broke down in Kuwait?

2 upvotes • CKO1967

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Remember the first time you met a teacher a bar and your whole childhood started making sense.

2 upvotes • HunterSDeadguy

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Gonna open a restaurant next week called immaculate concoction and it'll be the first ever surgically sterile cafe.

2 upvotes • HunterSDeadguy

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I was walking along the road when i saw

2 upvotes • burner37383437

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It is now a hate crime to speak about a subject you have no college degree in

2 upvotes • YellowDomino

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Where should I put my pants, doctor?" I asked just before my prostate exam.	2	Old_Lady_In_Titanic
What do TVs and genders have in common?	2	Sam-318
My friend told me she had a dream that I called her a whore and ghosted her, I told her that’s absurd.	2	[deleted]
I had some leftovers out the fridge last week. Pet morgue ain't like that.	2	nexpectedslash
u/hboads: Get a true residential US IP address to watch HBO Max while you are abroad.	2	AnonymousAlly47
Did you hear about the Viagra tester whose car broke down in Kuwait?	2	CKO1967
Remember the first time you met a teacher a bar and your whole childhood started making sense.	2	HunterSDeadguy
Gonna open a restaurant next week called immaculate concoction and it'll be the first ever surgically sterile cafe.	2	HunterSDeadguy
I was walking along the road when i saw	2	burner37383437
It is now a hate crime to speak about a subject you have no college degree in	2	YellowDomino