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My girlfriend is currently not talking to me

2 upvotes • [deleted]
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Walking down the road, my little sister and I stumbled upon the bloody corpse of a cow, its gory viscera spread across the street, and its visage lifeless and cold.

2 upvotes • creativesinkhole
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i looked down at my underwear that was covered in shit

2 upvotes • tpformybunghol
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I invented a new way to cook brisket

2 upvotes • thegangshawty
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Leon's Journal, Feb 3 1847: I am sure that consuming a particular seaweed can cure my guardian of his vampirism.

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As a dealer in a casino, I see a lot of crazy things happen around here.

2 upvotes • cindybubbles
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"So NATO (north Atlantic treaty organization) is helping Ukraine"

2 upvotes • FoxFaxion
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I thought it was it was just a fart...

2 upvotes • spacegoat243
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My idea of a good time is stabbing a man and watching him scream in pain.

2 upvotes • rprince18
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As a dealer in a casino, I’ve trained myself to keep a straight face and do my job. NSFW

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