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Hey Batman.

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Pee

2 upvotes • Moist-Secretary-8103
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pregnancy happens on a "first cum, first spermed" basis NSFW

2 upvotes • adolphinPewtin
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I was so awestruck and tongue-tied by the half-Native American/half-Italian beauty I cringingly greeted her with "How!"

2 upvotes • Outside_Normal
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I am at the hockey game.

2 upvotes • PooAssObama
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“I love my job where I dress up as The Grinch.”

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I've done it, I've created the best creepypasta!

2 upvotes • IronMongerVi
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I tried selling burritos with peas in them

2 upvotes • thegangshawty
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i love my pet sperm NSFW

2 upvotes • adolphinPewtin
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Yesterday a female salesman sold me a very expensive toothbrush.

2 upvotes • Skore79
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