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I called the cops when I saw the black guy driving an expensive Mercedes

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I grew in fear as i realized...

1 upvotes • Mello_is_cool
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I was confused on why I was invited to a party with all my friends

1 upvotes • LemScem
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Good things schools over for my little brother in 3rd grade,

1 upvotes • LenOrKrypto
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You pour my tea in first you fool I said to the waiter.

1 upvotes • RodneyRodnesson
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I was watching "something" on an incognito tab...

1 upvotes • Fragrant_Technician4
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"War is too important to be left to the generals", Clemenceau said to Napoleon in heaven as they were discussing their lives and careers.

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She tied her hair into a bun.

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My workplace is chaotic and unsanitary, I mop and sweep up all the messes the customers make.

1 upvotes • Sweet_Neighborhood10
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I broke up with my boyfriend after finding out he was a gang member.

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