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I looked into my girlfriends eyes and I will never love another girl. NSFW

1 upvotes • Narrow_Active_9885
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I looked into my girlfriends eyes and said I will never love another girl

1 upvotes • Narrow_Active_9885
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When I saw her, I had an accident.

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I said, 🎵ooh, I'm blinded by the lights🎶

1 upvotes • adolphinPewtin
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My neighbors listen to great music all the time

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When it comes to vying for the attention of the girlfriend, who is the boyfriend's most dreaded opponent in bed?

1 upvotes • Embarrassingleader7
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I was so happy when i finished the test before everyone.

1 upvotes • MikeSUBSCRIBER
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My son is a pervert who eats everyone's breakfast.

1 upvotes • [deleted]
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What do my uncle and Motley Crüe have in common?

1 upvotes • general_kenobi18462
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I thought I had monkey pocks but, it was monkee pocks.

1 upvotes • Jussi_Wade_1755
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